P: Mom is taking Turds early in the morning to get shaved.
She hasn't mentioned it to him because then she'll nefur find him.
This is the last time you'll see him fully furred for a long time.
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Pickle finished a whole half a can of stinky goodness.
Mom went to Petco to get some kitten food (she was feeding him a/d when he was being force-fed) and found their Pet Gold stinky goodness on sale for $.15 a can. They're gettin' rid of it or somefing. And it seems to be an okay food, with actual meat the primary ingredient and few to no grains.
So Mom got cans for Pickle and then adult food for Moo, who lives outside.
That's NOT my tail. I would NOT be begging for food or anyfing. Nope.
