I ate a cookie today.
It was a really good cookie from Great 'Merican Cookie. That's what the bag said, anyway.
Mom had the bag sitting on the desk and left for a little bit.
When she came home, the bag was knocked over and there was a cookie laying there with nibbles taken out of it. Lots of nibbles.
I tried to convince her it was a mouse, but no dice.
I'm in trouble. 'Parently cookies are bad for kitties.
Tasted good to me.