P: So guess what happened today?
Mom slept in because it's her day off and she likes to sleep late, anyway. (And that's cool with me.)
She got up and was getting dressed when she noticed a cat standing at the back door.
She looked a little more closely, and said to our Grandma (her Mom) "Is that TURTLE outside?!"
Grandma looked outside and said "Why would he be outside?"
Mom opened the door and Turtle ran in. He was very hot because as you can tell, he has lots of fluffy fur and who knows how long he was out there?
Turns out Grandpa was carrying in the groceries and Turtle shot out between his legs.
Bet he regrets that, hahaha.
(That is not nice, Pippin!)
Sorry, Mom. But it is funny. I mean, his pathetic little face at the door while I was nice and cool on the sofa...
(Don't tell Mom, but I gave Turds some extra lovin' when nobody was looking. The Outside can be kinda stressful.)