This is Pickle. As in, "in a pickle."
Mom talked her mom (our grandma) into spotting her the money until she gets paid Thursday, so she took him to the vet.
He tested negative for feline leukemia/FIV, and the vet said he was healthy aside from severe malnutrition and dehydration. So poor Pickle got sub-q fluids and force fed, treated for fleas, and sent home. The vet also said that whatever had happened to his legs was an old injury and shouldn't be anything to worry about.
So he's getting some Pet-Tinic twice a day, force fed if he won't eat, and if he's still not eating in a couple of days will get more sub-q fluids.
Hey, Pickle, we'll eat the stinky goodness for you.