P: I just got back from you-know-where.
It was HORRIBLE. They stuck a blue thing in my butt and poked me and prodded me and...I'm just scarred for life.
I took Dazey's advice and got hissy and mean-I didn't draw blood or anything like Rocky the Gutter Cat would've, but I was still Not Very Nice.
Grr, Midnight, & Cocoa-Mom and I did not see any boxes of kittens, which is good, because I KNOW she would've brought them home with her. She's crazy like your mom must be.
But here's something that makes it allll worth it:
Mom made an appointment next week for Turtle. He's going to get COMPLETELY SHAVED. He'll be BALD! hahahahahahaha....
(Pippin, you're not being very nice again.)
Mom, I'm angry with you.
(He has to get shaved because he's got all those ouchies all over him that won't go away.)
That doesn't mean it's not funny.